god mom, you dont understand me

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

mhiilk:

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

unperceptible:

when your answer is not one of the multiple choice options

clestroying:

Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something

evaunit08:

go insane go insane throw spaghetti make it rain